Shitache

Where you have to poop so bad your crotch hurts

I went to the Gas Station because I was having such a shitache, I thought I was gonna lose my crotch 🚀

by Superstriker104 October 22, 2015

Shitache

Where you have to take a shot so bad your crotch hurts

I was at the Gas Station and I had such a bad shitache, I thought my crotch was gonna fall off

by Superstriker104 October 22, 2015

shitcanned

someone who gets so wasted that they shit in a trashcan, instead of the toilet.

After a long night of drinking, Tommy found himself shitcanned, but played it off, like he was just taking the trash out at 3:30am.

by heywood_jablowme June 19, 2010

shitache

If you give a girl (or a guy) an ass rimming, and you've opened their anal cavity so far, what you will have once you are done is a circle of shit around your face and chin. This is whats known as a shitache. (Like a mustache, but made from shit)

I gave this girl such an ass rimming, when I had finished, I had a shitache.

by Nema April 20, 2006

shitcanthropsy

just another way of saying sh*t. the list goes on forever. It sorta piggybacks off the disease lycanthropsy.

(just got hit by a golf ball) SHITCANTHROPSY!!!

by Patrick Reeves May 24, 2005

Shittocane

A shit storm of epic proportions which is usually brought about when the "good guy" puts a story about an unsuspecting "bad guy" on the internet. Major news websites eventually pick up the story, and there is such an outrage that the "bad guy" usually ends up being forced to do the "right thing" after hundreds or thousands of phone calls and emails are sent.

I bet Glenn Hyundai in Lexington Kentucky had no idea of the shittocane they were stirring up by screwing that guy out of his new car.

by jalopniker January 21, 2010

Shitcan

the act of taking a dump in the nearest can

i had to shit so bad i did in that tin can. It was my shitcan

by Big monkey dick October 19, 2014