shitmail

A more accurate word for junkmail.

After registering to a website, I began recieving loads of shitmail.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 24, 2005

shipmate

the nautical term for asshole, meant to be demeaning.

What the fuck are you doing shipmate

by EmFA December 24, 2008

Shipway Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, whereby one falls in love with the captor, except in this case, one falls for a six-years-senior doler with no future.

'Aw, man, did you see her and Gary lately?'
'Yeah man, she's got Shipway syndrome'

by TheResurrectionOfTruth April 10, 2010

Shitmas Pudding

The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.

Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....

by Ignatius Butterworth April 5, 2016

Shiplash

When you’re thinking about a fictional couple that you ship together then suddenly start thinking about another fictional couple that you ship...it’s like mental whiplash of your favorite ships

I was thinking about how cute Olicity’s babies would be, then I remembered WestAllen had a daughter. I got shiplash.

by PseudoLibs July 25, 2018

Shitmarker

1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.

2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.

other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking

gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.

game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t

gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits

by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010

Shimae

A very special, beautiful, short woman.
A sexy woman with large breasts.

Husband: Hey sexy.
Shimae: Hey puppy (nickname for husband)

by agragman February 5, 2010