Turnt up and swagged out but with a hidden agenda. Someone who is going about his business slyly but doing it big.
Shontrelle: Damn, dat foo lookin straight shifted with his J's and ray bans.
Addison: I know cuz, he plannin somethin today
Addison: I know cuz, he plannin somethin today
by swagur October 14, 2011
Get the Shiftedmug. A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.
TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!
CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!
TOM : well played ....
CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )
CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!
TOM : well played ....
CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )
by Dasken March 21, 2010
Get the Shift the blame shift the shamemug. Acronym for the process of copulation that is sideways, hard, in the fae, twice. Normally involves a friends relation
by Phill February 13, 2005
Get the SHIFTmug. by will bitten October 26, 2017
Get the Shift Disturbermug. The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018
Get the Shifting logsmug. For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
by NobeeCares February 5, 2023
Get the Pizza Shiftmug. by Marcus4 July 30, 2008
Get the Shiftmug.