To encase, or otherwise stuff ones penis and scrotum, a.k.a. junk, into a very tight pair of leather pants. Smuffling is expanded to mean any rough tucking or handling, by oneself or others, of said junk, ranging from mild smuffling to extreme, drag queen smuffling (may or may not involve surgical staples).
Smuffling is also extremely useful when attempting to defecate upon your own chest.
Smuffling is also extremely useful when attempting to defecate upon your own chest.
"I tried to shit on my own chest, but my balls get in the way. I might have to do some smuffling to do it."
by Miss Courtney January 7, 2009
Get the Smuffling mug.You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
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Shuffling is described by some as "dancing", when in fact, it as actually when you drag your feet along the floor instead of walking.
The so-called "dance" is when the "dancer" jerks bits of their body around in an awkward-looking fashion, that sort of looks like a cross between poor attempts at the robot, the moonwalk and miming all at once.
It basically makes the person look like a complete idiot, try-hard and wannabe. It is for people who know they can't dance properly, or who are just too ashamed of themselves to dance like a normal person.
Shuffling is NOT dancing. It is what you do when you want to look like an idiot and an amateur.
The so-called "dance" is when the "dancer" jerks bits of their body around in an awkward-looking fashion, that sort of looks like a cross between poor attempts at the robot, the moonwalk and miming all at once.
It basically makes the person look like a complete idiot, try-hard and wannabe. It is for people who know they can't dance properly, or who are just too ashamed of themselves to dance like a normal person.
Shuffling is NOT dancing. It is what you do when you want to look like an idiot and an amateur.
1)
"Oh my god! He's having an epileptic fit!"
"No, he's just shuffling"
2)
Normal person: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Idiot: "Shuffling! It's this new dance craze. See how cool I look!"
Normal person: "No, you look like a complete ass!"
"Oh my god! He's having an epileptic fit!"
"No, he's just shuffling"
2)
Normal person: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Idiot: "Shuffling! It's this new dance craze. See how cool I look!"
Normal person: "No, you look like a complete ass!"
by imjustchillin May 18, 2011
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Shuffling is usually performed when accompanied by the latest chart house banger, despite the dance never ever matching the actual beat.
Shuffling is usually performed when accompanied by the latest chart house banger, despite the dance never ever matching the actual beat.
by caarmyn October 1, 2014
Get the Shuffling mug.Engaging in an elite echelon of douchebaggery most commonly practiced in the United States, primarily anywhere within the state limits of New Jersey, and directly influenced by the distinguished music stylings of party noisemakers LMFAO. This level of "Shufflin'" can only be achieved while toxically drunk and you must be predisposed to daily douchbaggery and/or fist pumping.
Steve: Hey Bob, what have you been up to?
Bob: Not sh*t son, just keepin' it real for the ladies. Everyday I'm shufflin'!
Steve: That's great, Bob! Alright, see ya later.
Bob: Not sh*t son, just keepin' it real for the ladies. Everyday I'm shufflin'!
Steve: That's great, Bob! Alright, see ya later.
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