sheepsess crust

Male's semen dried and crusted on a woman or her clothing.

Uh oh I've got some sheepsess crust on me from last night.

by Nigerian creation March 2, 2017

sheesharoni

a way to say sheesh better than any human being
“sheesh” 🤮🤮🤮 “sheesharoni” 🥶🤤🤤

chad: wow this food is really bussin!
you: sheesharoni! *lip bite*

by killuasimp May 14, 2021

The Sheepslayer

a person who slays sheep using spoons by striking 3 times in the center of the forehead. His nemesis is a breed of beats known as yetis. the reason for this rivalry, which oftne leads to large scale battles, is that the yeti eats and destroys the bodies of sheep and shepherds as well as passerby who are wearing excessive wool. the sheepslayer fights and defeats yetis using his spoons so as to protect innocents and so that he can get to sheep first and use the wool, meat, and bones of the sheep as opposed to simply mangling the body. The sheepslayer is a man of legend who is rarely seen or recognized but is very much alive and at work.

"I found a spoon broken in 2 in the yard." "sounds like the sheepslayer confronted a yeti last night."

i've never actually met The sheepslayer.

by crameel7 May 16, 2011

Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.

Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”

by Rae$ January 11, 2020

Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets

When your significant other attempts to humble you when in front of your friends but can't resist your sexual charisma when back in the DMs or in the bedroom

Scarlett always tries to joke with Sam when they're with the group but its so obvious that they're Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets.

by SamAwesome October 31, 2019

Nicholas Vaughn Sheets

(noun): a man of the gentleman class.

"Wow, he's quite 'Nicholas Vaughn Sheets'!"

by yoursexymother January 18, 2009

freaks in the sheets

will do anything in bed.

freaks in the sheets. she was a muff diver with carol when they hit the sheets.

by hackerrazzi August 24, 2008