When someone is stalking you very awkwardly. This can be via facebook, twitter, flickr, or even someone literally following you.
"Oh my god, this cringy guy keeps talking to me, its just so stalkward!"
"Stalkward turtle."
"I can't help being stalkward, you are just so hot!"
"Stalkward turtle."
"I can't help being stalkward, you are just so hot!"
by gaga_eljayne_monster13 November 7, 2011
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When Joe's girlfriend finally said yes to the 3-way with Joe's ex, he knew it would be a hawkward case of rebooty because of the matching tattoos Joe and his ex had.
by QCkaliRyder83 March 16, 2009
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Brandon: "She cute?"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's hawkward."
Brandon: "Hahaha."
Brandon: "She cute?"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's hawkward."
Brandon: "Hahaha."
by Dephloc January 29, 2012
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"Ah, stalkward."
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"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."
"Ah, stalkward."
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"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."
by Miss KTrain March 31, 2009
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which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.
which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.
Meagan: Yo. The other day I saw some kid making alien noises.
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!
by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011
Get the Hawkward Life mug.Awkward situation when it become obvious to someone else you have been stalking them on social media.
It was totally stalkward when I asked the new girl at work about the party she went to this weekend that I only knew about because I stalked her on facebook.
by crpetemv January 8, 2016
Get the Stalkward mug.When you accidentally double-tap or like a photo on social media that is deep in their catalog because you were stalking their photos online.
Dude, I accidentally double-tapped one on of Katie's photos when I was looking at her IG the other night. So stalkward.
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