sharted

when you shit and fart at the same time

jimmy sat down and thought he farted but he really sharted

by heaven 01 May 13, 2005

sharted

when u try to fart and a little shit comes out

Dude we gotta go i sharted, ??, tryed to fart and little shit came out

by steadler0 February 19, 2008

penis shafted

the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body

dave penis shafted your mom last night

by bizzled May 28, 2009

Sharted

when you fart and a mess happens

Tim laughed so hard that he sharted!

by AwesomeBananaz September 30, 2011

Shated

A wet fart- caused by forcing gas out of body. Results in brown stains on underwear.

"shit i SHATED MYSELF!!"

by Claudia De Foe January 24, 2005

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

sharted

Refers to someone who shits and farts at the same time

dude that lady in the next stall totally sharted

by J.J.B November 25, 2007