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Sharp as a mop 

A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.
You're sharp as a mop.
Sharp as a mop by urban-grl June 25, 2016
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Sharp as Marbles 

A way of describing someone as ignorant. Like saying one is not the brightest crayon in the box; One taco short of a Grande Meal; Not the brightest bulb in the socket; Dumber than a box of hair; etc...
What the fuck was I thinkin tellin the cop he was a fat pig AlphaDouche?? Man, I'm as sharp as marbles...

sharp skins

sharp skins are anti racist skinheads.
I.S is a stupid nazi shithead. sharp skins are the best skins
sharp skins by oifoundedoi August 30, 2005

sharp cookie 

moniker applied to a person thought to be especially bright. Usually used by somewhat quaint or old-fashioned people.
Dude 1: "Dude, my bike got messed up, but my roommate fixed it with a coat hanger and a tongue depressor."

Dude 2: "Damn, he's one sharp cookie."
sharp cookie by dreast December 9, 2008

Sharp Tooth

When you are performing cunnilingus, and you sink your K9 tooth into a woman's clit.
Bubba- What chu doin'?
Ray Ray- I jus gave my girlfrind Kiki da Sharp Tooth.
Bubba- Damn youz bringin her back Land Before Time style. She best watch out for Sharp Tooth.

Sharp Elbow 

1. to push somebody out of the way
2. to push your way through a crowd
1. Sarah sharp elbowed Susan when she was in the way of her talking to her boyfriend, Fred.
2. Jared sharp elbowed his way through the crowd in order to get through
Sharp Elbow by Sesej December 4, 2010