share out

A misuse of the English language generally (over)used by people in a business setting who are trying to justify their work, asking others to do work, or a meeting that they have called. A classic example of how people in business try to sound extra smart when in fact their business speak is butchering the precision of the language.

Marketing has called a meeting today to share out results of research they have been doing about ways business speak kills the English language.

by sankavarmuch March 3, 2017

share the melon

flashing of a woman's breasts; showing someone your boobs

While i was at the party i asked this girl to share the melon and nearly everyones shirt flew up.

by Roux January 5, 2006

Share mo lang

A filipino slang term for "I don't care," or "I don't give a damn." It is usually used when someone is telling a long story but you want to piss that person by not giving an actual response and just say "share mo lang?" It can be also used when your not interested in what the other person is saying or when you just don't really care what the other person is talking about.

Badang: Hey I heard that Robin got scolded because of what he posted on Twitter. You know that's totally embarrassing LMAO. He deserved it TBH because he's annoying.
Badong: (not listening) Share mo lang?

Maria: I love chocolate crinkles!
Mario: (he prefer cupcakes) Share mo lang?

by dont ridicule me January 6, 2019

sharecut

When two people, usually friends, give each other haircuts instead of getting them done professionally.

My brother and I are gonna get a sharecut this weekend to save some money.

by cmb132 November 26, 2010

shamefast

A complete fourth meal eaten with friends after a night of drinking, usually at a 24-hour diner between the hours of 2 and 5 AM. Shamefast is a great opportunity to recap what may have been missed (or forgotten) earlier that night.

Dood, I'm over this. Let's head out and grab shamefast at the diner on the corner.

by zomgjustsomeguy April 13, 2011

Shameful shower

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.

by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 7, 2012

Wonder share

When somebody passes the 'ol ganja.

Me and my homies doing the old wonder share

by Supreme leader Mirko April 17, 2019