Selfie

A form of mental illness in which a self-obsessed ego maniac takes a picture of themself. They make shitty faces in the camera and use crappy filters. Then the post it on Instagram or Twitter with #selfie or some other #. Or really these idiots can post it on any other damn site. A lot of times mentally ill people take a selfie of doing something bad. Watch the news. You'll see.

The song #Selfie

The irritating white girl like: But first- bitch lemme take a selfie.

The ghetto ratchet idiot: Bitch! Yo face look ratchet in that selfie!

Even your grandma: (your name) hey can you take one of those selfie things and text it to me?
You: NO GRANDMA!!!

by RatchetTay November 9, 2014

Selfie

The act of giving one self fellatio

Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"

by Godborn October 18, 2016

Selfie

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.

I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?

by Bustarbrown February 12, 2014

Selfie

Masturbatory yourself

going to go have a selfie

by That person with a user name December 24, 2020

Selfie

A selfie is where you take your smartphone device and have the front camera facing you.
This is used by people with no friends to take pictures for them
Go home Roger you have no friends

#yourniece is a Savage

Lemme, take a selfie

by Baileyajl January 5, 2017

Selfie

An photographic auto-portrait taken by an individual devoid of artistic talent and education.

Oh! Look at that duck-faced narcissistic idiot taking a poorly framed selfie.

by Snobby Frenchman July 1, 2016

selfie

A snapshot of yourself while holding the camera facing yourself that is uploaded online for your friends ability to approve your looks.

My friend takes selfies all the time, even during movies.

by ThaTMagic March 3, 2015