Selfie

A form of mental illness in which a self-obsessed ego maniac takes a picture of themself. They make shitty faces in the camera and use crappy filters. Then the post it on Instagram or Twitter with #selfie or some other #. Or really these idiots can post it on any other damn site. A lot of times mentally ill people take a selfie of doing something bad. Watch the news. You'll see.

The song #Selfie

The irritating white girl like: But first- bitch lemme take a selfie.

The ghetto ratchet idiot: Bitch! Yo face look ratchet in that selfie!

Even your grandma: (your name) hey can you take one of those selfie things and text it to me?
You: NO GRANDMA!!!

by RatchetTay November 9, 2014

Selfie

The act of giving one self fellatio

Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"

by Godborn October 18, 2016

Selfie

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.

I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?

by Bustarbrown February 12, 2014

selfie

A selfie is the definition of a loser and or loner who wants to add some self esteem to their list of reptiles, legos, and minecraft.

Also, a ratchet drunk girl's key to getting laid in a club.

Also, a little girl taking a pic of herself.

ALSO

IT IS A SELFIE (YOURSELF) IF YOU ARE TAKING IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE IT'S NOT A SELFIE!

1. My List That Proves I'm not cool
Minecraft
Legos
Magic
Lizards
Selfies

2. Nude selfie! Guys in the club come and get it!

3. We're at a play date! Let's take a selfie guys!

by Swaggy Shotgun October 21, 2014

Selfie

When a human being is completely insecure about themselves they tend to take selfies. These selfies are usually posted to facebook with a comment saying omfg im so ugly but yet the picture gets tons of likes and comments. In a selfie you can usually see the persons arm indicating that this person has no one to take a picture of them.......*They have no friends except social media friends*
Also see Deez Nuts and Awkward Turtle

Hey im gonna take a selfie and get likes to boost my self esteem

by SuperAwkwardTurtle77 February 2, 2016

Selfie

An photographic auto-portrait taken by an individual devoid of artistic talent and education.

Oh! Look at that duck-faced narcissistic idiot taking a poorly framed selfie.

by Snobby Frenchman July 1, 2016

selfie

A snapshot of yourself while holding the camera facing yourself that is uploaded online for your friends ability to approve your looks.

My friend takes selfies all the time, even during movies.

by ThaTMagic March 3, 2015