That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass
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the erroneous placement of oneself at the egocentric epicenter of a relationship regardless of depth or titles with an extreme emphasis placed upon third party perceptions, which dictates emotional treatment of others.
A woman or man whom has been so traumatized by pass experiences that they exhibit an almost innate ability to push away the concern and love of other individuals out of fear of experiencing a residual let down.
The woman's "emotional selfishness" would not allow her to have a romantic relationship with the man of her dreams, because the scars from past relationship crippled her romantic courage.
The woman's "emotional selfishness" would not allow her to have a romantic relationship with the man of her dreams, because the scars from past relationship crippled her romantic courage.
by *18* Jean-Philippe *18* March 18, 2011
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OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.
I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.
ENJOY!
OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.
I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.
ENJOY!
by Mimi who is emancipated. July 23, 2008
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I nominate melissa, anne, and emily for #stopdropselfie
I was nominated by ben to do the stop drop selfie challenge
I was nominated by ben to do the stop drop selfie challenge
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Selfish and opinion put together. (self = selfish, ion = opinion)
Selfions are people who mostly go on forums and hang out in general topics such as music, art, books, basic interests and/or disinterests.
They list down what they think is real and what is not within the subject they've created or joined.
Example: music, they usually talk about what's real music and what is fake music. They only base the real music bands and fake music bands off their interest to those bands and disinterests to the other bands, making the post sound as if they were trying to convert people into hating/liking what they liked/hated rather than being friendly about it.
-So on and so forth with other categories.-
How to spot a selfion on a forum.
- They rant about what is real and list their 'real-to-them' things.
- They then rant about what's fake and list their 'fake-to-them' things.
Not caring about other people's opinions but their own, acting like God and thinking they are controlling the statistics of general interests.
Selfish and opinion put together. (self = selfish, ion = opinion)
Selfions are people who mostly go on forums and hang out in general topics such as music, art, books, basic interests and/or disinterests.
They list down what they think is real and what is not within the subject they've created or joined.
Example: music, they usually talk about what's real music and what is fake music. They only base the real music bands and fake music bands off their interest to those bands and disinterests to the other bands, making the post sound as if they were trying to convert people into hating/liking what they liked/hated rather than being friendly about it.
-So on and so forth with other categories.-
How to spot a selfion on a forum.
- They rant about what is real and list their 'real-to-them' things.
- They then rant about what's fake and list their 'fake-to-them' things.
Not caring about other people's opinions but their own, acting like God and thinking they are controlling the statistics of general interests.
-selfion conversation-
Selfion: 'Billy Talent isn't real music.'
Victim: 'But I like that band..'
Selfion: 'IT'S NOT REAL MUSIC. IT'S REALLY FAGISH.'
Victim: 'Please sir..'
Selfion: 'I AM GONNA WRITE DOWN ALL THE BANDS THAT ARE TRUE MUSIC! LIKE MCR!'
-or-
-selfion on a forum-
-posted by: selfion-
-topic: real musick-
you know wut's real musick? jonas brothers!! hello! people judge them..idiots..they are real musick..wehn will people relise this soon enough.
since u fucking idiots don't know whats real ill list em down:
1. j-angel
2. pohu
3. kawaii girl
5. 666 jump ropes
9. people who kiss
these r true bands..they are true musick..fucking fags..
since u cannot poscess musick, here's WHATS NOT RL!
1. opeth
2. metallica
32. love and rockets
7. ok go
3. dunnoAgoodBandname
stop listenng to these ugly, worhtless bands..maybe then u will be accept'd
Selfion: 'Billy Talent isn't real music.'
Victim: 'But I like that band..'
Selfion: 'IT'S NOT REAL MUSIC. IT'S REALLY FAGISH.'
Victim: 'Please sir..'
Selfion: 'I AM GONNA WRITE DOWN ALL THE BANDS THAT ARE TRUE MUSIC! LIKE MCR!'
-or-
-selfion on a forum-
-posted by: selfion-
-topic: real musick-
you know wut's real musick? jonas brothers!! hello! people judge them..idiots..they are real musick..wehn will people relise this soon enough.
since u fucking idiots don't know whats real ill list em down:
1. j-angel
2. pohu
3. kawaii girl
5. 666 jump ropes
9. people who kiss
these r true bands..they are true musick..fucking fags..
since u cannot poscess musick, here's WHATS NOT RL!
1. opeth
2. metallica
32. love and rockets
7. ok go
3. dunnoAgoodBandname
stop listenng to these ugly, worhtless bands..maybe then u will be accept'd
by Hyposane January 9, 2010
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Michael: Here you go George, your turn.
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!
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