selfie

A slang term for masturbation.

"Why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Ah, I was just doing a selfie."
"Yuck!"

by JackOLondon December 28, 2013

candid selfie

A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.

Nice candid selfie profile pic!

by csh425 May 13, 2014

Butthole Selfie

The act in which a woman bends over, spreads their butt cheeks with one hand, and uses the other free arm to reach behind and photograph their anal sphincter in order to send it to another individual on an internet dating site.

I wanted to see if this chick was {d.t.f.} so I asked her to send me a butthole selfie.

by Butthole Selfie January 29, 2015

Selfie Queen

A girl who takes an outrageous number of selfies

Hey that girl Sarah is the Selfie Queen

by That guy joe November 5, 2012

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

selfie steam

The falsely derived and inflated sense of self-worth coming from the posting of a highly attractive selfie.

It’s clear to all of us that she’s running on pure selfie steam at this low point in her life.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

a man's selfie

A selfie that obviously was taken by someone who does not take selfies regularly (e.g. angle off; face half in the picture; too low, too high etc.) The kind of selfie that a man might take.

Rob, not at all a vain person, took the worst selfie I have ever seen! It was a man's selfie personified!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021