Seaweed

Slang for someone who is annoying, bothersome, or gets in the way of something, like seaweed floating around in the ocean.

"Get your seaweed out of my way please!" "This job is the most seaweed part of my year."

by A.Fischer1825 June 18, 2025

Seaweed boy

A bloke at work who just floats around doing fuck all

Look at Theo just walking around doing nothing again what a useless seaweed boy

by Jexma December 2, 2025

Seaweed jungle

A whole bunch on pubic hair thats long and smelly

Dude cut your seaweed jungle

by Boonginckus January 14, 2026

double seaweed deluxe

1) A sandwich at the Krusty Krabb
2) A lit song by tutweezy and Reggie Couz

Reggie: let me get that double seaweed DELUXXEE
Tut: OK, double seaweed deluxe, that'll cost a lot of bucks, you know I don't give a f

by Melanie Mars May 11, 2018

Ethanol Seaweed

Oh look. Is it a ethanol? Or is it a seaweed?

Nah, it is both.

Mix some Ethanol with Seaweed and chant lizard come to me and you will summon the smartest creature on earth.

Boy 1: I am gonna drink do the Ethanol Seaweed.

Boy 2: Go choke on a dick.

by Lizard 🦎 November 14, 2020

Roll the seaweed

A phrase used by ghetto junkies usually when they need a break to consume some cocaine by rolling a paper and snorting it.

Gareth: Ayo bruv das some lit ass shit you sayin.
Nick: Ye ye das some good stuff I know holmes. Ayo listen Imma go and roll the seaweed you dig?
Gareth: Gotchu lil bro, go pleasure your self

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

green_haired_seaweed

Green_Haired_Seaweed, the most amazing tiktoker ever. She makes random content on her priavate account that no one but her middle school can see.

It's fucking shit bitches.

I love it.

Did you see Green_Haired_Seaweed's lastest video? It's the wackiest shit, brouh

by anonymous September 9, 2021