The action that you perform when not commenting on someone's facebook post that you don't know that well and in a sense "turn the other cheek", even though it is completely outlandish and they need to be called out on it.
Facebook status: 'You should read controversial politician name here's new book. Her stance on insert ridiculous political viewpoint here is something that is good for all of society. Praise be to insert a religious reference here!'
At this point... you think about replying, but decide instead to do the "Groan and Scroll" to keep scrolling on to other statuses thinking it's not worth it and better to leave them in their small minded world instead.
At this point... you think about replying, but decide instead to do the "Groan and Scroll" to keep scrolling on to other statuses thinking it's not worth it and better to leave them in their small minded world instead.
by kaisersoze_sf September 14, 2011
Get the The "Groan And Scroll"mug. by nisimortale January 8, 2023
Get the scroll-happymug. A term used to tell someone to move on.
Specifically used on social media platforms and forums to let someone know you would like them to move on and keep scrolling past your status update.
To ask someone to 'keep scrolling' generally means you have no time for their opinion, comments or existence.
'Keep scrolling' is not restricted to the world of social media and can be applied to real life situations where you've got no time.
Specifically used on social media platforms and forums to let someone know you would like them to move on and keep scrolling past your status update.
To ask someone to 'keep scrolling' generally means you have no time for their opinion, comments or existence.
'Keep scrolling' is not restricted to the world of social media and can be applied to real life situations where you've got no time.
Status update: Favourite movies? Go.
Comment: Twilight
Response to comment: keep scrolling <insert friend name>
Comment: Twilight
Response to comment: keep scrolling <insert friend name>
by Tamazz October 28, 2013
Get the keep scrollingmug. Yale College Secret Society founded in mid-19th century by Yale undergraduates who were not offered membership in Skull and Bones. Since that founding, it has grown into a large and successful organization, possessing a financial endowment even greater than that of Skull and Bones.
Housed in a persian-style "tomb" on the Yale campus at the corner of Wall and College Streets, it is the secret society closest to the office of Yale's President.
Although it has an alumni list (i.e. Dean Acheson, Calvin Trillin) equal to that of Bones, Scroll and Key remains under the radar of scholars and conspiracy theorists alike.
Within Scroll and Key, as with all secret societies, is a rich history of undergraduate life as it has evolved over the past 200 years. These archives are available only to members.
Housed in a persian-style "tomb" on the Yale campus at the corner of Wall and College Streets, it is the secret society closest to the office of Yale's President.
Although it has an alumni list (i.e. Dean Acheson, Calvin Trillin) equal to that of Bones, Scroll and Key remains under the radar of scholars and conspiracy theorists alike.
Within Scroll and Key, as with all secret societies, is a rich history of undergraduate life as it has evolved over the past 200 years. These archives are available only to members.
by Kentonbrown_99 June 11, 2006
Get the scroll and keymug. Attractive only from the neck up.
When she pulled up to the gas pump I thought she beautiful, but when she got ou of the car I realized she was a scroll down.
by John Raphael February 9, 2006
Get the scroll downmug. The act of scrolling through your contacts to find a person old enough and willing to buy you alcohol.
by Dash-2 January 16, 2010
Get the alcohol scrollmug. Etymology
From Reddit GoneWild usage: to scroll down the imager gallery to get to the butthole pic.
Verb
scroll to the butthole
(idiomatic) To get to the point; to get on with it; to state something directly.
We don't have much time here. Could you scroll to the butthole?
Translations
to get to the point or cut to the chase
Alternative
Scroll to the asshole
From Reddit GoneWild usage: to scroll down the imager gallery to get to the butthole pic.
Verb
scroll to the butthole
(idiomatic) To get to the point; to get on with it; to state something directly.
We don't have much time here. Could you scroll to the butthole?
Translations
to get to the point or cut to the chase
Alternative
Scroll to the asshole
by Titus Uranus August 11, 2014
Get the Scroll to the Buttholemug.