Skeetched

To be high or drunk to the greatest extent

Friend: Hey man how was the party last night?

Guy: It was sick dude. I was skeetched out of my mother fuckin' mind.

by The Bartender123 January 3, 2011

Notorious screechers

High pressure farts that last a long time and make squeaky sounds. Usually "wet ones"

Damn dude, are you lactose intolerant? You have those notorious screechers.

by Franzibald M. October 13, 2010

Chihuahua Scratcher

A person that scratches chihuahuas.

Did you see Irina last night? She's a real chihuahua scratcher.

by Flying Dutchman June 5, 2018

Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS)

This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.

The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.

Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.

No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch

by dan, todd January 15, 2007

get stretched

get f*cked

me: hey, dad can you give me a lift to the party?
dad: get stretched!

by yoloswaggins1471 January 20, 2017

Scratcher

A person with a more than plentiful amount of money whom refuses to spend it or donate it and pleads poverty. Buying the cheapest of the cheap unnecessarily. Could sometimes be an employer who fails to maintain the upkeep of his/her employees even though they make the 'Scratcher' tonnes of money.

"SIR, SIR...THE ARSE END HAS FALLEN OUT OF ASBESTOS PROTECTION DUST MASK" "WRAP A BIT OF GAFFER TAPE ROUND IT AND CRACK ON YOUNG KEITH, THOSE THINGS COST TWO POUND FIFTY, YOU'RE NOT HAVING A FRESH ONE EVERY WEEK" "HONESTLY, MY BOSS IS A BLOODY SCRATCHER"

by Which Shoes? April 6, 2016

African booty scratcher

A racist term used by American school aged children which compares stereotypical primate behavior to people from the African continent.

There were too many African booty scratchers on the subway this morning, I didn’t want to smell like a curry on my way to work.

by Luckyduckydoo September 9, 2021