Scooter

A secret word for a black person; A racial slur.

Ex. Did you see that scooter over there? I hear he likes Deshawunda.

by Scooooota. November 1, 2009

Scooter

A small motorbike powered by an emetic stench and an annoying noise that only dentists could love.

Used by young men to vibrabate and to transport teenage girls before the young men have their coming out, and by fag stags.

Also known as a "Harley for the poor", "Zwieback saw", "two-wheeled stinkhorn" or "Dildocycle".

Most scooters are built by sensuous young men in fagtories in Italy and China.

Invented by Dildo Faggins, patent pending.

Look at that guy on the scooter. Do you think she suspects...?

by Gonzoooomatic XL1 June 15, 2011

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

by picc285 July 27, 2019

Scooter Braun

An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.

Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022

Scooter ankle

Whipping your razor scooter around and hitting your ankle for the worst imaginable pain.

I am going to commit scooter ankle.

by GoCommitScooterAnkle March 5, 2019

Scooter ankle

The act of smacking a scooter against your ankle so hard that the universe shakes

I did a tailwhip and scooter ankle, it hurt like a bitch

by Gavigu July 13, 2019

Scooter drink

An alcoholic beverage containing 1/3 more alcohol per serving than the original recipe calls for.

My head is still spinning from the Scooter drink I had last night

by X42 February 15, 2009