computer science

The study of making porn more readily available, to make it easier and faster to download, and to make what you're looking for easier to find.

by MoonKnight November 18, 2002

Nigger Science

The science that negroes used when they were invented in 1945 in order to time travel back in time and become slaves. This was done in order to make themselves oppressed, so that other races would have to feel sorry for them in the future.

Those blacks and their nigger science!

by woahdudescience September 18, 2018

the sweet science

another name for the greatest sport of all time, boxing.

there is nothing in this world that will test a man more than 15 rounds of the sweet science.

by Mandelas Discple October 7, 2007

science the shit out of it

Survival technique through the use of scientific problem solving, one problem at a time to increase the chances of surviving a life threatening circumstance. Takes emotion and blame out of the equation.

I am not going to die due to my life threatening circumstance. I will need to science the shit out of it to survive.

by Survivetheperfectstorm June 5, 2018

redneck science

redneck science is different from chemical reactions, it is a form of making something awesome occur without any knowledge of science or chemical reactions.

Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.

by evil kniewel May 16, 2010

bronx science

school more prestigious and well known than most colleges. students seem normal until you compare them to kids from different schools and realize they're just weird.

they will merge mainstream slang & words like "like" w/ SAT words and are kind of hard to understand if you arent one of them but waay cool.

most of the girls are goodlooking, and aren't exactlty "nerds" but most get good grades.

equal ratio of extremly hot guys to guys so ugly you can't even look at them.

science kids can be easily identified by other sciencites, even if they've never seen each other.

"Omg! I was at like the Bronx Science against Clinton basketball game & a guy from clinton missed when he threw the ball while standing on the parabola that's on the court."

"yo I'm so pissed. I broke my new TI 84 silver addition running from a seagull on campus today"

by janie B January 15, 2007

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!

Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..

by Mandarthum September 2, 2009