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Schrodinger's Toilet

Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.
I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.
by Lostinservice March 5, 2011
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schrodinger's snapchat

The scenario in which you receive a snapchat, and before you open it, according to The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics, it may be simultaneously both a nude and not a nude.
bro 1: bro! i just got a snapchat notification from a hot chick, and i don't know if it's a nude or not!
bro 2: wow bro! that's schrodinger's snapchat!
by se7eneightnine August 2, 2016
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Schrodinger's Shorts

When an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. Like Schrodinger's eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. Thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.
Bill: Yo that girl is wearing a long ass shirt man. Idk if she even has shorts.

Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.
by eschrodinger23 November 6, 2016
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Schrodinger's Patriotism

When you are actively supporting the military of a government you are stockpiling arms against
Doctor: "It seems you love the military, but are willing to mow down any service member who tries to initiate martial law. I say you have a case of Schrodinger's Patriotism.
by Menstralmotorcycle May 21, 2018
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Schrödinger's ship

In television: a ship that is considered canon due to overwhelming use of romance tropes and a love declaration from half the ship, but also left "open to interpretation" by viewers who want to see it as platonic because the writer(s) deliberately left it ambiguous by removing the couple from the story or killing them before the other half can respond to said love declaration and confirm reciprocation. The couple can be interpreted as both "canon by valid assumption due to vast amounts of supporting evidence" and "not-canon by absence of explicit confirmation of reciprocation" depending on viewer preference.
"Watch me suffer along with my OTP in this Schrödinger's ship. As long as I stay in this dumpster, I'm both alive and dead."
by GirlyFanOfSciFi December 13, 2020
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Schrodinger's fart

an ambiguously ominous pressure in one's bowel that is simultaneously flatulence, diarrhea, and a bowel movement until it is released, at which point quantum superposition ends and one must simply hope that they guessed correctly.
It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.
by Squeaky Farts January 7, 2021
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schrödinger's troll

This is technically not a troll, but someone who claims to be trolling when saying or posting something that is objectively offensive and consequently is called out. Whether they claim trolling or not depends on whether they are called out.
Person 1: *posts something racist about Mexico*
Person 2: That's racist, dude.
Person 3: Wooooow such racist, very bigot
Person 1: I'm just TROLLING you fucking idiots jesus know what a joke is
Person 2: More like a Schrödinger's Troll.
by TheDuckyOne May 18, 2016
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