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schnozzle

Verb: to perform fellatio deep enough that the fellator has no choice but to breathe through her nose.
Anyone can give a b.j., but it takes a special girl to schnozzle a diesel just right.
by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009
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booze schmooze

To schmooze or socialize and drink at the same time. Usually seen at networking events and cocktail parties.
"Hey guys, I'm going to booze schmooze at the company holiday party as soon as I get a glass of wine."
by prettyinpink_hc July 12, 2007
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schemozzle

an ugly mess that is confusing.
The as-built markup on this drawing is a schemozzle.
by ChrisWu August 25, 2008
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Schnozzle

"Schnozzle" refers to the word "nose", first utilized by Randall Patrick McMurphy, in 3566 B.C. in the latin form, Nozillius, later integrated into the hit british rock sensation, the farfignugens, as Nonozze. Most recently adapted by the late KC Baldwin, circa 2005, as the word we all know, use, and love, Schnozzle.
Let me blow my Schnozzle on your beryllium, Shwoozee!
by KC Baldwin October 3, 2005
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Schmoogle

adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.
Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"
by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009
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Fire schnozzle

The act of grabbing your dick (like a fire hose nozzle) right before you’re about to cum and blowing your load into her nose (or her schnoz).
“Hey Becky, you okay?”

I don’t know, Brad gave me a fire schnozzle last night and now my eyes burn and I think my brain might be pregnant...”
by Brokenhavarti January 3, 2019
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schmizle

That's awesome!
Cool,Sweet,Pimp
Or something that's just plain all around amazing!
*When something amazing happens*
Oh man thats the schmizle!
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