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Schmoopee

How a spouse refers to the better half with love and affection.
My schmoopee is the best man in the world.
by tntbrowne August 19, 2009
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schmooze

to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.

When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..

When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.

Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.

To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.

NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and

may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
John likes to schmooze Amber. When he is schmoozing her he becomes incoherent to outside influence,

and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
by J LA FRENCH April 8, 2010
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Schmooter

" Kelly your a schmooter"
by jonitahns smith October 21, 2010
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Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.
I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.
by Arexxx January 21, 2009
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schmooze

Person who can get out of a ticket at least 75% of the time.
Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.
by RoJoSoSlow December 7, 2003
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Schmoozer

Huge flirt. Usually does it to make one girl feel special in the moment, but in reality does it to many others. A schmooze isn’t a mean person though, they just know what they want in the moment and go for it.
“Damn Zach, you’re such a schmooze

What’s a schmoozer”
by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019
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Schmoocher

Likes to perform various sex acts with food. Usually melons or squash.
He was a total goober schmoocher. That schmoocher totally bought that cantaloupe to bang.
by HauntedEurekaSprings April 21, 2017
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