by tntbrowne August 19, 2009
Get the Schmoopee mug.to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
John likes to schmooze Amber. When he is schmoozing her he becomes incoherent to outside influence,
and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
by J LA FRENCH April 8, 2010
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" Kelly your a schmooter"
by jonitahns smith October 21, 2010
Get the Schmooter mug.A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.
I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.
by Arexxx January 21, 2009
Get the Schmoner mug.Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.
by RoJoSoSlow December 7, 2003
Get the schmooze mug.Huge flirt. Usually does it to make one girl feel special in the moment, but in reality does it to many others. A schmooze isn’t a mean person though, they just know what they want in the moment and go for it.
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