schmike

a slightly bitchy looking gay man who dresses very dapper and compels straight women to point him out to their straight boyfriend as an example of how to dress nicely.

Did you see the schmike in page 45 of the new issue of Details?

by Duncan Pittman May 23, 2008

Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.

We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.

by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020

schmigeggy

a person who doesn't know how te act in any situation, someone who isn't able to define situations and to handle properly to that situation

I'm going to eat with the queen but i'm acting like a farmer because i don't understand that i have to act polite and with decipline, in that situation i am a schmigeggy.

by dries torreele January 15, 2007

Schmiedelized

Pronunciation: 'Sh-me-dal-ized'

to be talked to to the point of utter exaustion.
someone who just will not shut up

"I was schmiedelized"
"that person just schmiedelized me to death"

by Dr Know-it-all September 3, 2005

schmice

1. Promotional Consideration. Trinkets given by companies to people who buy and use their products.
2. Gift with purchase
3. Free goods

How much schmice would you need to close this deal?

Since I am buying this, I am going to need some schmice for my staff... teeshirts, hats, pins...

by sekbeans September 18, 2008

Schmiterate

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

schmizle

That's awesome!
Cool,Sweet,Pimp
Or something that's just plain all around amazing!

*When something amazing happens*
Oh man thats the schmizle!

by Alex and partly Andie for inspiring it. December 16, 2007