Schmiterate

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

Schmaste

When you snort a substance and you smell it but taste it at the same time.

Yo did you schmaste that coke. It was fire.

by Chaselikethebank April 23, 2021

Schmatter

to be hit by a train in the middle of a baseball game.

Oh, damn! he got schmattered! home run!

by FalloutAve October 8, 2021

Schmaverage

Not quite a schlong, but not schmall either. Not to be confused with Schmedium

Schmakin my schmaverage schmeat

by Making Campbells Chunky atm March 10, 2023

James, Schmames

A word used to indicate that James has been the topic of conversation for an unhealthy amount of time and that the subject ought to be changed.

"James, Schmames, let's talk about Laura."

by ldkasldka;sd'AS;LDK'sl;dk';LAK June 28, 2021

Schmare

(adj) something that's just not right, possibilities include: disturbing, gross, disappointing, retarded, boring, ridiculous, etc: said in a negative tone

(verb) to schmare to engage in some sort of SCHMARE act with another person

You can also attach 'schmare' as a suffix or prefix. (i.e. schmareful, myschmare, faceschmare, macschmare, ischmare, schmareface)

Wow, that couple in the corner is SCHMARING!

My Psyc class today was SO schmare, we just sat there and did nothing. Total waste of time. Schmare.

That's a TOTAL schmare pic.

by Corey Bruins May 27, 2008