Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Block Schlopper

The term used to describe a brick layer who is immensely skilled at their job.

"The construction team is mighty lucky to have that block schlopper working for them."

by toxic_shr00m May 2, 2022

schloofle

amy's word for a wierd person

!eva is a schloofle.

by jebas October 13, 2004

schloppen plum

The bulbous nose commonly found on european men with exceptionally bad mullets…
They must have the mullet - otherwise they are just schloppengangers

"Yo Chris, checkout the dude with the retro haircut in the David Hasselhoff chaps, what a nasal masterpiece…I shall call him Schloppen plum"

by Disco Noel August 21, 2006

Shloopie

A Shloopie is a synonym for the term "goofy goober" specifically when referring to a cat (usually orange). Plural form: (Shloopi)

My Shloopie got hit by a car.

by shloopie September 4, 2023

Schlopinbang

the act of having sexual intercourse with a very fat chick

Guy 1: 'Damn! That's a big bitch!'
Guy 2: 'Yea, I hit that last night, yo!'
Guy 1: 'Aw, man! That's a schlopinbang!'

by rocketsaucev2 April 28, 2010