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Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)
Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop
by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019
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Schloofer

Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.
Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.
by Dr. Sauve September 23, 2020
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schloggy schemer

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.
John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.
by salcruzzle June 2, 2023
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Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."
Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!
by I ain't telling!!! April 1, 2016
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schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.
Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.
by schlongbeast December 1, 2004
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Schlonged

1. Got beaten badly. Commonly used word in politics!
2. Butt fucked
"When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly." -Donald Trump
by Good Samratarin October 31, 2020
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schlonged

"TO GET BEAT BADLY, TO LOSE REALLY BADLY"
*HILARY CLINTON GOT SCHLONGED BY BARACK OBAMA IN THE 2008 ELECTION*
by Fearless Fraizer March 31, 2016
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