Schlong

A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.

Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.

Sam Fisher has a ginormous schlong.

by comedian.org June 17, 2019

Schlong

A giant penis; opposite of an Asian dick

Zichen! Get your schlong out of those girls right now!

by zichen555 January 30, 2023

Schlong

Synonym for dick/penis/cock. Only used in case of a big sausage.

THIS NIGGA HAS A 13-INCH SCHLONG!!!

by 360PopeScope October 16, 2018

Schlong

A thick, long piece of meat.

Wow, I didn't know my homie was packin a massive schlong.

by Nikolas_Cruz_17 October 9, 2019

Schlong

See penis, cock, wang, johnson

Whip out yer schlong and go to town...

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

schlong

Nick Name for your penis

dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury

by MultiBitchslayer December 18, 2012

schlong

penis, male genatalia etc

"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"

by Alex .? May 19, 2006