Schlobbed

adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.

Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.

by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011

schlossed

Drunk and horny

After all that wine you could tell she was schlossed so we went back to the van and fucked really good for like 20 minutes.

by Cocky Mcvan September 20, 2013

Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 March 7, 2016

Schload

Shit load

Mike is drunk, drank a schload of beer

by DEH June 6, 2018

Schlode

A mix of a schlong and a chode. If you have a schlode it means you have the length of a chode (tiny) and the thickness of a schlong (skinny)

Yoo Brad totally has a schlode, Amanda told me when she was suckin' it man!

by HiggyBank15 March 18, 2020

Schlopped

getting absolutely destroyed

osama got fucking schlopped by seal team 6

by fuckosama January 4, 2021

Schlade

Explosive bowl movement

The man schlade all over himself.

by bigshampoo January 12, 2023