Tijuana Schlitz

After eating some serious Ghetto-Mexican food at a local hole-in-the-wall, your digestive system kicks in to high gear and you are searching for a toilet in no time.

Dave: "Damn, those beef and cheese burritos were the bomb."

Jeff: "Yeah, but my stomach hurts."

Dave: "You pussy, you got the Tijuana Schlitz....I'll go wait in the car."

by Jeffrey Junior December 10, 2008

spicy wiener schnitzel

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.

Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

by schxzophrenxc_ax October 31, 2011

Fo schnitzel my sauerkraut

1. A mockery of the use of fo shizzle and supposed to sound something of an insult.

This four letter phrase contains two German words, Schnitzel and Saurkraut, both of which happen to be foods:

Schnitzel (Pronounced: Shneet-zul) A very thin slice of veal (pork) which is made tender by pounding flat with a steak hammer and traditionally prepared by coating it in wheat, flour, eggs and breadcrumbs before being fried in clarified butter or lard and finally seasoned with black pepper and other spices.

Sauerkraut (Pronounced: Zower-krout) Finely sliced white cabbage fermented in lactic acid. The word literally means "Sour Cabbage" in German. It is one of the key ingredients to the North American Reuben Sandwhich.

This phrase can also be used by replacing the word "my" with "mein" (which is the german word for "my" - Pronounced: Mine or My-in)

As in: Fo Schnitzel mein sauerkraut

1. "Oh Yeah? Well you can go fo schnitzel my sauerkraut!"

by Katherine der Klein Fraulein July 31, 2006

Schnitzel Bitch

Used by American servicemen stationed in Germany to refer to German women, especially the women who frequent the same clubs and bars as American servicemen.

I tore that schnitzel bitch up last night.

One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.

by ChipSlap February 2, 2005

Schlitz

A fine brew from the 1960's that is currently experiencing a return to popularity, though the recipe is not the same as the '60's era it is marketed as "Schlitz".

Patron: "Gimme 6 Schlitz's"
Barman: "We dont have Schlitz"
Patron: "Whatever's free!"

by Lanfill February 21, 2011

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005

shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009