Schwiner

One who irritates the population of the world.

Mark Mitchell is a big Schwiner!

by GCJEM February 9, 2010

schliver

a fragment of any substance that will always be more and better than a sliver of that same substance.

Man, don't just give me a sliver of cake, I want a SCHLIVER!!!

by Ducky House June 28, 2010

schlinke

Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.

Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.

Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.

Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.

by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019

schlenergy

That vibe of energy you get from a guy who walks around knowing he has a massive schlong

That guy over there... I can feel his schlenergy

by townhouse69 March 8, 2020

Schlinggewächses

A goat in a suit with a i voted button on his shirt.

Bob: have you seen Schlinggewächses?
Jerry: yeah he has great posture!
Bob: I know right I want to be like him.

by lynn_l0v3r69 November 25, 2022

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

Cat schlime

a weirdo who calls people made up words

You know Sonia? She keeps calling me dogschlime and its not even a real word

Yeah, she’s a real cat schlime then

by sigmanami January 22, 2022