by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019
Get the Schlinger Schlonger mug.Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.
Also useful as an exclamation.
Also useful as an exclamation.
"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."
"Scheizentoggle!"
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."
"Scheizentoggle!"
by Jlighter August 28, 2013
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The German word for "shit".
In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.
"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.
In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.
"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.
Person 1: "Hey, good news is I found the problem. Bad news is I can't fix it."
Person 2: "Scheisse."
Person 2: "Scheisse."
by Metvor April 11, 2023
Get the Scheisse mug.To masturbate; to "fap".
by Eckersley July 30, 2016
Get the schlick schlick spray spray mug.A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.
Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.
This is the correct German spelling.
Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.
This is the correct German spelling.
by keger26 December 18, 2011
Get the German Scheisse Video mug.by kno'it al September 11, 2003
Get the schlitz mug.1. Exceedingly slippery natural feminine lubrication or "wetness" caused by arousal.
2. Exceptionally pleasant tasting VJJ.
3. Tang juice of a high lickableness quotient.
2. Exceptionally pleasant tasting VJJ.
3. Tang juice of a high lickableness quotient.
That Schlicky is better than cherry pie.
I'd like to pack my ball bearings in her Schlicky.
You have the most lickable schlicky ever, Babe.
I'd like to pack my ball bearings in her Schlicky.
You have the most lickable schlicky ever, Babe.
by Scarrath April 6, 2010
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