Schloff

A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.

A schloff is the biggest penis variation possible. Can only be wielded by someone such as the hulk.

by Hooyaaaah August 4, 2017

schaeff'd

A verb describing the art of smashing the tennis ball out of bounds on a volly near the net in wii tennis.

Alternatively, as an adjective can be used to describe the feeling one has after losing a "gay-off."

Chris was up 40-30 in the final match of the wii tournament, but totally schaeff'd it to send the match to deuce.

Chris really schaeffe'd it up after David put an end to the "gay-off" by grabbing his man-ness.

by rsnow May 30, 2008

Schweff

Somebody who tries to hit on girls, but only stays in the friendzone for ever, and ever, and ever ever. Basically a schweff is the personification of friendzone.

"Hey, did you stay over at Lara's last night?"
"Nah mate, nothing happened, I just walked her back to her ex boyfriend's house.."
"Aaa mate you're a massive schweff!!!"

by StellaDrinkerNotts June 21, 2017

Schweffer

Somewhere between a relentless flirt and a pervert.

He can't help himself, as soon as he sees a group of women he's straight over there. Such a schweffer.

by TheHotsteppa May 17, 2018

Schaeffer

The act of being a bum; being a bum;

Son, youre acting like such a schaeffer.

by KAndrews February 25, 2010

Schluff

Schluff (v.)-- To disregard an activity without any intention of returning to said activity.

I'm just going to Schluff it off, because I just don't want to do it.

by Colonel Krumpetfunkel April 18, 2006

schlaffenwhore

1. One who sleeps for prolonged periods of time

2. Perry

When he slept for 18 hours, Perry proved himself to be a schlaffenwhore.

by Ksenia February 17, 2005