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Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.
Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.
by Bob Trivioni September 23, 2008
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schlagheck

A bomb ass art teacher who is a great guy to have a conversation with.
Drinks tons of water and is swimming in women.
Man that guy is such a Schlagheck
by WomanLover69 May 13, 2018
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Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!
by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008
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Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)
"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008
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Schlafy

Sleepy. Berlin deutsch slang for sleepy popular among young people.
Ich bin schlafy.
Du bist schlafy
by zwiik May 14, 2015
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Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.
Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!
by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016
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schlag on my knob

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.
Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.
by bmb5220 January 7, 2017
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