Schlarpei

The term Schlarpei was first used by Tycho (Durandal) On the Freelancer Discovery Mod Roleplaying Community in reference to a sharpie. It has since come to refer to Tycho's upcoming Freelancer mod based on the Neo-Terran Front.

Tycho: m so fukng drunk due.
Saronsen: Uh, Justin, you're underage xD
Tycho: 17 int underage spleeman
Enchie: Tycho why you rape Irwin?
Irwin: I was high on Sharpie so I didn't see it coming
Tycho: Fuk ur Schlarpei
Enchie: ICHS?
Irwin: Indefinitely

by iMexan(RUS) December 5, 2010

Schlammed

When you think you are doing something really good but in reality you suck.

Also If someone else besides yourself is doing something really good

Man look how beast I am at this game.

Bro you just got 1 and 20 you got schlammed.

Did you see that fight the other guy got schlammed.

by Princeman12 August 20, 2012

schlorple

A story and or arc of which a person see's things in a more colorful way

"ColorFUL arc. Like.. like.. schlorple"

by RANBOOOOOO February 9, 2021

Schlampe

A person with larger breasts than Celina (AA)

A: Elina is such a Schlampe!
B: Yes, she has larger boobs than Celina!
A: Yeah, but that's not that hard to achieve :>

by noragma December 5, 2016

Romper Schlomper

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.

Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?

by Nuronix October 15, 2021

schampier

A little fruity leprechaun who will try and steal your lucky charms when you are not looking.

When you go to Capitol hill watch out for the Schampiers

by Strong willed July 5, 2017

shlample

a drunkenly slurred form of "sample" and "slam" combined
originally as in to hook up with/ have sex with someone
(to "shlample" someone)

but in can replace any verb of your choosing

also spelt schlample

"i really want to shlample him"
"can i shample that shirt sometime?"
"i would could totally shlample some ice cream right now"
"lets shlample somewhere else"
"like shlample?"

by bougie girls May 25, 2008