Schmidt-Hissrich

To fuck up something beyond repair. To butcher somethin.

-Did you watch Witcher series after season 1?
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..

by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023

Todd schmidt

Lazy or half ass

Wow that was a todd schmidt move

by Got em 1901 October 7, 2020

kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)

-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?

by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016

Strudel Schmidt

A type of layered pastry which is very risky to eat, it can either be amazing if you are lucky- its with a delicious nutella filling but in most cases its filled with dog shit..

We played truth or dare last night, that Ben dude was dared to try a freshly baked Strudel Schmidt...puked his heart out after that poor bastard.

by OGloc January 29, 2019

pulled a schmidt

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious

guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."

by therobotshirt August 5, 2011

Charlie Schmidt

Famous for his "Keyboard Cat" video.

Charlie Schmidt, you put a smile on my face.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013