schwed

To be intensely intoxicated, chewed

Dude, I'm fucking schwed.
Call me Fred Schwed Jr.

by Jay n' Bir April 27, 2006

im scared

you when you look something innocent up on urban dictionary

i just went on urban dictionary and im scared

by angrykarkat July 1, 2018

scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

by The Masked and Caped Moncato July 15, 2008

Sawed-off Faggot

A name someone calls a person when they get killed by a person using a sawed-off shotgun in Gears of War 3

Jared: Man i'm wrecking with the gnasher right now

*gets killed by the sawed-off shotgun*

Jared: WOW WTF YOU SAWED-OFF FAGGOT!

by CA-MACHO October 4, 2011

Shawed It

The art of "backing into" or "accidently making" yourself the "butt" of a joke, usually of homoerotic context.

"Steve really Shawed It that time."

"Jamie is usually the one Shaw'in it when we are talking about horsefuckery, which gets Matt, James, Tony and Spencer aroused!"

"The only time we hear from Travis is after someone really Shawed it and he's there to point and laugh."

by Cracker and Prairie Coon April 28, 2016

Scawesome

Something that is both scary and awesome at the same time.

"Dude! That movie was scawesome!"
scawesome

by The Flashtrap Convention AM May 3, 2010

sawed a bitch in half

When you are fingering a girl, but unsure of how many fingers to use, you decide that 4 fingers is the best option. The orientation of your 4 fingers should be vertical, in the same plane as the vagina.

Daaaaaamn! You sawed a bitch in half?!?! She must be loose AF!

by Barncat6969 January 13, 2017