Sargasm

(n) sarcastic remarks during or immediately following sexual acts that conclude with an orgasm or climax.

Alice rolled her eyes when Jeff finally rolled off of her, and fed him an exasperated sargasm, "Wow, that was *so* good, Jeff. I just . . . loved it when you bit my ear."

by RJ O'Dresdin V February 18, 2013

Sargasm

Sarcasm that can lead to an orgasm.

He was so funny I had a sargasm.

by L Desi January 31, 2008

Sargasm

Pretending to have an orgasm during sex and then showing that you didn't climax in order to hurt the self esteem of your sexual partner.

Chick: I made you climax sooooo hard!
Dude: no you didn't, that was just a sargasm

by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

Sargasm

The act of being sarcastic, while at the same time orgasming.

I'm so upset man, she sargasmed so hard last night.

by Puchow January 25, 2011

Sargasm

A physical reaction characterized by the involuntary spewing or release of bodily or other fluids from any body orifice triggered by hearing an extremely funny or shocking sarcastic comment or joke.

"Oh, my god! That comic tore that heckler apart. I think I peed a little!"

"Dude, you had a sargasm."

by Doctor Deep September 23, 2011

Sargasm

1. When a girl makes it so obvious that the guy fucking her is doing a bad job by doing a completely sarcastic orgasm.

2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-

Phil: I was fucking Barry's girlfriend last night and she totally sargasmed... I was like what? Am I doing something wrong?

John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?

Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.

by jayjayg7 January 11, 2012

SARGASM

To fake an orgasm to make the other person feel satisfied. orgasm scarcasticly.

I totally sargasmed when him and I were having sex.

by GQS March 9, 2015