sex scarecrow

vincent is very hot he is like a sex scarecrow
by sexscarecrow April 07, 2017
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scarecrow dick

A weak ass blunt filled reggie that resembles my nigga Hogg's pecker. Also so known to some as a Hogue dick. Refered to as a scarecrow dick as it resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ's cock.
" damn bitch nigga! you finshed twistin that scarecrow dick up yet? I'm finna get blowed of that hogue pecker!"
by CircdeNueve November 15, 2017
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Scarecrow

A brainless person...usually an elder, parent...
Maryellen is an obvious Scarecrow...while she is my Mother, she presumes to be an airhead, brainless and clueless...and she frightens others...
by Miss Dot April 04, 2017
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Scarecrow

Someone with unusually large feet a female and sometimes a frightfully looking tootsie roll big toe. Some may even be knock kneed.
Boy that Scarecrow chick really adores her feet. If your not careful she may even want you to jack off on her feet.
by Halalujer November 30, 2022
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paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.
person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away
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meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern
A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”
by Hotdogcity422 July 25, 2022
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