A weak ass blunt filled reggie that resembles my nigga Hogg's pecker. Also so known to some as a Hogue dick. Refered to as a scarecrow dick as it resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ's cock.
" damn bitch nigga! you finshed twistin that scarecrow dick up yet? I'm finna get blowed of that hogue pecker!"
by CircdeNueve April 20, 2018
Get the scarecrow dick mug.The act of standing in a window or doorway in a commanding pose to assert physical dominance and ward off unwelcomed visitors through intimidation, especially while fully or partially nude.
Avoid being arrested to become a Scare-PRO.
Avoid being arrested to become a Scare-PRO.
"My manager was scarecrowing me so hard from her office that now I can't send her emails or bring her coffee without getting an anxiety attack and a boner at the same time."
"My neighbour wouldn't stop parking in front of my house so I scarecrowed him from my backyard for 3 weeks and now they're moving to Kentucky."
*Gets naked and bends over in the window for 8 hours* "That ought to do it!"
"My neighbour wouldn't stop parking in front of my house so I scarecrowed him from my backyard for 3 weeks and now they're moving to Kentucky."
*Gets naked and bends over in the window for 8 hours* "That ought to do it!"
by SlinkeyDink June 17, 2020
Get the Scarecrowing mug.When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern
A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”
by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022
Get the meat scarecrow mug.Someone with unusually large feet a female and sometimes a frightfully looking tootsie roll big toe. Some may even be knock kneed.
Boy that Scarecrow chick really adores her feet. If your not careful she may even want you to jack off on her feet.
by Halalujer November 30, 2022
Get the Scarecrow mug.by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022
Get the peanut scarecrow mug.The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.
“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”
by Twigsteroonie September 3, 2025
Get the The Scarecrow Theory mug.I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory
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