The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.

“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”

by Twigsteroonie September 3, 2025

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that you can't pull because the people around you are chopped, NOT you.

I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory

by gyatttoseethatgoose8147 September 9, 2025

Starecrown

God of staring contests, he is also the greatest singer and best character ever

"I have been craving this for a while, boyfriend.xml" - Starecrown

by Omnipuppets June 3, 2021

starecrow

a starecrow is a guy who stands on the edge of the dance floor and stares at girls in hopes of being approached by one. Starecrows resemble scarecrows by standing still and not dancing

"Maybe if Justin wasn't such a starecrow, he could actually dance with some girls"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

scarecrowism

Through no fault of your own, ending up naked and covered in glue, then accidently stumbling into a huge pile of straw. Thus resembling a scarecrow!

Scarecrowism - You'll need to use your imagination on this one!!

by Anni B April 24, 2008

Squarecrow

Lame, annoying, repetitive people, who talk you to death about the most boring of topics.

Bob: Yo, want to invite Jack to go eat with us?

Jim: Nah, last time i invited Jack to dinner, he lectured us for 2 hours about the mating rituals of the African bullfrog. Dude's a squarecrow!!

by Soosh6.0L May 30, 2011

Starecrown

An angelic being that came from a hole in the ground.

Starecrown Can't blink or he will exploding.

by ligma doctor July 13, 2021