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sittersauce

The booze you give a friend for watching your kids on impromtu notice.
Can Darci watch our kids tonight? I will pick her up some sittersauce...
by J allen P 1231 June 6, 2011
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Scatterjack

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.
"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."
by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023
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Floor-sitter

Someone who, for some reason, prefers to sit on the floor as opposed to furniture.
Because Hannah was a floor-sitter, she chose to sit on the floor instead of the couch, even though there was plenty of room.
by Levi_Dirp June 29, 2010
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crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"
by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016
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Medic-Sitter

The individual, often an EMT, partnered with the paramedic who is responsible for fixing their mistakes and ensuring that the paramedic stays on task when caring for the patient, completing paperwork, and transferring patient care at the hospital.

Responsibilities of the medic sitter often include; reminding the paramedic to clock in, ensuring the paramedic is well fed and caffeinated, keeping track of patient paperwork, reminding the paramedic of the patient's name, remembering the stretcher at the hospital, reminding the paramedic that they are not in fact god, disposing of sharps properly, reminding the paramedic to exchange narcs and not just memes at the hospital, ensuring that the monitor cables and IV lines don't strangle the patient while transferring them from stretcher to bed, reminding the paramedic to wear gloves, and remembering to grab the drug box on a code.
"So I'm training Andrew to be my new medic-sitter....so far it's going pretty well, except earlier he forgot to remind me that I needed to call medical control for Lopressor."

"I had to medic-sit Adam's hungover ass the other day. I reminded him of the patient's name 4 times on the way to the hospital."
by BSIscenesafety June 1, 2020
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bank sitter

Commonly used term in the game "Ultima Online" for one who camps or sits at banks (especially Brit Bank West) to do nothing besides show off what they are wearing and/or weapons and items they have equiped. Tend to go AFK for long periods of time doing nothing ingame but remain in place.

The majority of bank sitters are tamers.
Look at how many God Damn bank sitters there are.
by Swizzle August 8, 2003
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slattern

Best word ever.
More sophisticated than "slut", but slighty less crude and overdone than "slag", whilst still retaining that crucial amount of European-ness.
"Nonsense, slattern! I will not tolerate your slatternry!"
by princesscupcake April 8, 2006
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