sapphosexual

faux lesbian; a straight woman who indulges in the lesbian lifestyle just because it's trendy

Jane must be sapphosexual, she's been hanging out in lesbian bars, but she's not even really into girls.

by anonymous April 20, 2005

saphiosexual

a woman who is attracted to and stimulated by intelligence

Here saphiosexual nature meant she was more attracted to her professor than the jock in her class.

by megamace August 4, 2018

statiosexual

A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to inanimate objects.

I sure wish they would legalize statiosexual marriage so I could marry my toaster.

by Abigail Lemonparty July 16, 2015

SaboSexual

Having sexual attraction to sabo.mp4

I’m SaboSexual

by Yourmothersbasment February 22, 2021

Scaliosexual

The sexual attraction to fish or water animals

Craig: I’m scaliosexual
Phil: you want fish and chips
Craig: *orgams*

by Dadio is good April 22, 2020

siposexual

It means you fall inlove by someone intellectual or intelligence and not by how they look

He/she isn't pretty but intelligent ant that is enough for me to fall in love with siposexually

by #kk10 April 17, 2017

Saiposexual

An ironic misspelling of sapiosexual.

A sexual identity where you're only attracted to smart people, but you're not smart enough to spell sapiosexual.

"That exquisite girl said she's a saiposexual, that she's only attracted to smart people"
"I think she meant sapiosexual"
"Man, that's Alanis Morissette levels of ironic!"

by DexFromPerth July 3, 2021