Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.

"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."

by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010

Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009

Text sandwich

Driving between two vehicles being driven by women who are texting while driving.

I am lucky to be alive, I have been a text sandwich for the last 25 miles.

by Browser7 March 29, 2013

Coopie sandwich

When two females and a male have a loving meaningful and intimate relationship together as a hole, while the males sole intention is to comfort and satisfy both emotionally and physically both females throughout their relationship .

John , Jade and Jennifer are enjoying their coopie sandwich together and are obviously happy.

by Snugglepus October 27, 2020

Amish Sandwich

The act of having two fully bushed women scissor your face.

Last night I was planning on raising a barn, then I got Amish Sandwiched by two fur burgers.

by Creepmove September 15, 2023

Free Ham Sandwich Day

The best day at any school. On this day, you can get 1997% free ham sandwiches!
There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.

Susie: “You have been unbanned from free ham sandwich day.”
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

by PlassyVanni February 4, 2022

The Dowey Sandwich

A fully basted turkey in between two large pizzas.

A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.

Dowey is coming over?? We're gonna need more food! Better order the Dowey Sandwich.

by koolaidmatt December 21, 2010