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the whitest cracker in the saltine box

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"
by Chigger2323 August 2, 2016
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All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud
Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007
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Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male
by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003
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Saltine Dust

uninteresting, bland and boring.
Saltine Dust was said by Jessica Day from New Girl S5 E2
So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
by madinah :) May 4, 2022
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Saltine Cracker

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
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Saltine Fever

Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”
1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”

“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”

2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”

“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”
by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021
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unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys
Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
by xruser May 19, 2022
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