Rapture traffic

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.

Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.

by seakayak September 9, 2012

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Rapture'd

When you excrete waste into your nickers and then begin urinating at a rate which causes the log to float up to your waistband (Much like the raptured souls during the second coming of Christ).

"That movie was so scary that I just Rapture'd"

by Brungle Turdenloggen November 2, 2022

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rapture

When the leader of a remote virtual meeting (eg Zoom, Microsoft Teams) randomly moves particpants from one virutal meeting room to another virtual meeting room causing pariticpants to dissappear.

I started seeing the other particpants being raptured, when the Zoom meeting organizer began assigning people to other virtual rooms.

by Philip Gregory December 1, 2022

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Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

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rapture

near death experience; mocking the doomsday prediction of may 21, 2011

I had a total rapture the other day when I was almost hit by a car.

by justicetoteach November 13, 2011

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Rapture Fuck

When you're fucking and the rapture occurs right when you climax.

*As heard on The A to Z Show, Episode 39.

Zach: Oh man, I totally had a rapture fuck on May 21st!
AC: What do you mean?
Zach: I was fucking and right when I came, the heavens open up like Ahhhh (angel voice) and my cum shot like a geyser!
AC: No way, dude! Is that where that flood came from?
Zach: Totally! My cum flooded the Earth and Noah and the Ark rose up and repopulated a new Earth, bathed in my cum.
AC: Man, I can't wait to have a rapture fuck of my own!

by The-A-to-Z-Show August 7, 2011

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