Take the Scenic Route

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.

by sp4nkr March 24, 2009

Router

A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go

1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey

by DHCP_ November 2, 2006

hoot route

smoking pot in a moving vehicle.

Dude, wanna go on a hoot route when we get out of work?

by Teddu August 6, 2003

Router Wars

Router Wars is another way of saying you have somebody's IP and you have the ability to take down somebody's Internet

Wanna play some router wars?

by 99Ninety September 19, 2020

ROUTER-MAN

There Once Was a Race of GTA Player Referred to as Router MAN Legend Says Their Internet Was So Bad That They Could Teleport Anywhere Instantly to Gain The Advantage in Any Situation
They Were The First to Unlock The Teleportation Skill

Aye He A Router-Man

by Ploop2 January 20, 2022

On route

Getting the drugs ..illegal money

Mom:Dj where are you?
Dj:I’m on route !

by I’m on route June 29, 2019

run my route

When you are correct but others think otherwise, you proceed to say "Run my route!" To prove that you are right

You don't believe me? Run my route!

by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017