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Roland

Highly-covert office assassin, one who dissappears and returns to work shortly before the news tells of terrorists meeting their demise by clandestine means. Can effortlessly adjust his appearance to where even his own coworkers don't even recognize him. Founder of the Underwater Rucking Team, and the only man to be inserted in a secret location by Space Shuttle.
"Man, the new guy in the last cubicle was gone when Amy Winehouse overdosed, then ten minutes after they reported it he showed up. He might be a Roland and we don't even know it!!!"
by diplomacy762 October 12, 2011
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Dirty Roland

When your eat a girl out and just as she's about to cum, stop. Spread some peanut butter on her pussy and let your dog finish her off.
This girl I was with last night wanted me to go down on her, so I gave her a dirty roland.
by Roland/714 December 21, 2007
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Grimy Rolando

adjective. When a woman presses her upper lip to the furthest most part of a mans anus, and her lower lip to the bottom part of a mans anus, and the man then squirts liquid shit into the back of her throat.
Courtneys throat never recovered from her Grimy Rolando.
by Muggzy Main May 17, 2006
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Rolane

Rolane's are the type of people who are always there for you. They have such a great personality. No wonder their name is rare! They are smart and they really know how to put a smile on their face. They laugh at almost everything! They are veery ticklish too. If you ever meet one. It's your lucky day~~
Hey, that Rolane sure is a keeper!!
by Grim~ July 2, 2012
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Rolando

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Rolana

The Rolana name is mostly a girl name,They are the most beautiful amazing fun person you’ll EVER meet!
The Rolana name is mostly a girl name,They are the most beautiful amazing fun person you’ll EVER meet!
by Haya Alkhatib September 3, 2021
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roland park

Its funny how when I looked up the definition of Towson, so many preppy explanations came ip. I grewup in Roland Park and went to one of the prep schools there. Roland Park is for the classiest, "old money" preppies, who were naturally born with a golden lacrosse stick in thier hands. We will all drive brand new SUV's or some sort of sporty car our Daddy bought us. We will also grow up and work for Daddy (or one of his Fraternity Brothers from college). Roland Park girls grow up to be trophy wives and look beautiful and engage in PTA. Towson is where fake, "new rich" preppies roam (eww). Ruxton, well thats different, Ruxton is actually right next to (or in, depending on who you talk to) Towson, and its preppy as well. Seriously, Towson kids, take a hike. The best places to booze with other preppies would be CVP,The Turtle,down in Federal Hill or Canton. Thats where we really roam. Unfortunatly wherever real preppies wanna go they have to sort through the scum to have fun.
Real preppies DO NOT wear Abercrombie or American Eagle, thats for white trash. We wear, Polo, Lacoste, Brooks Brothers, Lilly, CK Bradley, Reef or Rainbow Sandals, Burberry, J. Crew and a few select others. Oh yeah and the colar is ALWAYS popped, no excuses. I could go one forever... Oh yeah and we do not have that hard-core Baltimore accent. Our Mommy and Daddy taught us better than that.
Plaids, ruit, lax games, and 30-racks are a way of life.
by 30-racks April 21, 2005
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