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Roll on floor laughing eating waffles
guy 1: Roflew
Admin: really??
guy 1: No i'm just eating them normally
ROFLEW by Impact Green October 30, 2008

rofflmfaoolttfm 

Basically a combination of a lot of acronyms. It stands for: Roll On the Fucking Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud To The Fucking Max.

It's usually used when something is outrageously hilarious. It's meaning is even mroe evident and bold when it's in CAPS.
<Scene from Family Guy>
Stewie: For every sprinkle I find on my cake...I'm going to kill you.
Me: ROFFLMFAOOLTTFM!!!
rofflmfaoolttfm by nEVERsAYdIE February 23, 2005

ROFFLESTOMP

To totally destroy an opponent who had no chance of winning. This is most used in PVP video games and usually pertains to a situation where through either numbers, gear or some other quantifiable aspect of the game the outcome was a foregone conclusion. Derives from the internet acronym ROFL to illustrate that the victor is "rolling on the floor laughing" while defeating his or her opponent.
"I went into Warsong Gulch last night and got rofflestomped by a premade with all Season 3 Gear."

ROFFLESTOMP by Montague2008 March 26, 2008
a lottery where prizes are guaranteed to be given out
The raffle at Club Palooza was the best!
raffle by tamsiscool May 21, 2011
50/50 mixture of redbull and black coffee. Discovered in early 21st century by a mad scientist.
Hey Lucy, I can barely keep my eyes open and I need to finish this nuclear fission equation before I crash...

No problem boo boo, I just brewed some roffee so I could pester anyone that will let me without napping
Roffee by DJ Theory September 25, 2009
Someone who likes to roll around on the floor laughing alot, can laugh their ass off sometimes
rofler by Anonymous February 6, 2003