food repellent

Code for any substance which reduces hunger, typically cocaine.

"Hey look at Eddy not eating, he must be holding the food repellent."

by andy's donut April 1, 2009

muff-repellent

A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.

Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

Lawyer Repellent

Warning label placed on a product or sign posted for the sole purpose of preventing lawsuits arising from pure stupidity.

The label on this screwdriver warning not to stick it into your eye is just Lawyer Repellent.

by NatCh. August 27, 2012

Woman repellent

Look at the dream face reveal, it’ll say a lot.

“Bro have you seen dream’s face reveal?”
“Yeah, he’s hot.”
“Wdym. He’s literally woman repellent.”

by Mootiza October 4, 2022

Bear repellent

The most essential product for going kayaking with

Javin - "SHIT ME A BEAR!!!"
Jack - "Don't worry holmes I gots me some bear repellent... BAMM!!"

by Pappa steve January 5, 2012

jehovah's witness repellent

Step 1: Say you worship the devil or are the devil.

Step 2: Those cowards will run away screaming.

*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 27, 2022

Hoe Repellent

Like Bug Spray that Repells Annoying Bugs...Well Hoe Repellant is like a Relly Ugly Guy that Basically Repells all Hoes that you talk to..

Hoe/Girl: Hey What You been Up To?
Guy: Nothing, Wanna Go Some Where?
*Hoe Repellent Enters Room*
Girl: Nahh Imma Go home Now.
Dammit Edward you Repelled Yet another Hoe..Fuck You..

by ThatOneGuyWithTheCoolUserName June 26, 2010