Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008

Retardationalism

People who follow the retard ideologies. Retardationalism is usually used by midlife crisis, high school students, and ADDs to gain attention in class. Retardationalism is lead by Hillary Clinton. R-tards are the people who follows the concept of Retardationalism.

I will purposely fail my test today because I follow the concept of Retardationalism.

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008

retardette

A retardette is a female retard.

"Omg! Allison is such a retardette!"

by Erin November 1, 2004

Retardation nation

The U.S. under Obama and the dems.

Obama bails out the rich, and screws everybody else. Only in the Retardation nation would this be tolerated.

by wjc December 25, 2009

retardation

An act of being retarded.
Proving one that he is retarded, this known as showing (retardation).
An act of handicaped actions.
An act that proves that you are fucked in the head.

Josh was smacking his chest and drooling and acting like he has A.D.D. This proved that he as showing his retardation.

by bubba_the_retard June 11, 2006

sub-retardation

below the normal level of retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation

by spork January 30, 2003

Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019