Work Requirements

If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.

Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2025

rediscovered requirement

n. A requirement that existed when the project began, but was missed/ignored by the people implementing the project and they were later called on it.

My Professor took 10 points off my project for this, but this rediscovered requirement didn't surface until after the project was turned in!

by Paul E May 29, 2008

mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show

Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023

a-hole requirement

Some has reached there a**hole requirement for the day and now are being straight up jerks.

Dude you already reached your a-hole requirement for the day so chill

by Chip which March 29, 2021

required reading

Just another bu**s**t compulsory activity (like in-depth studying of history or science or chemistry) in school dat usually just wastes your time/energy/patience and very seldom has any use in future life or employment.

I imagine that "required reading" has often significantly contributed to childhood dissatisfaction and lack of bonding among siblings, since many a youngster has had to sadly play by himself because Big Bro/Sis had to study books instead of paying attention to said toddler.

by QuacksO July 25, 2019

system requirements

the power your computer needs to do something.

The system requirements on this program is too high for my computer to handle.

by parkedcar February 5, 2004

Requirements doc

A useless word file by writing which you get sense of accomplishment without actually accomplishing anything

Plumber with background in technical writing:
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"

Plumber two:
- good job!

by Bossfucker October 15, 2020