by Uncle Garfunkle April 25, 2007
by zargolll November 06, 2013
Referring to the prostate: When a biological male shits a log of such mass that it pummels his prostate causing him to ejaculate.
I just dropped such a huge duce that my overpressure relief valve opened up and I came on the toilet seat.
by ProstatePummeler August 07, 2021
When you set up a hurricane relief fund at work and are forced to liquidate the funds at the bar to celebrate raising the funds.
by brownandwilliamswtp May 19, 2018
A female with extreme low self esteem that satisfies men sexual gratifications by any means. unlike an prostitute she won't except any compensation for her acts.The only reward she gets is when she see and hear the results of her performance.
by Nogunsnofrowns July 22, 2014
When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.
"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."
by cooliopoolio July 07, 2009