The Regulations of a Thief

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.

17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy

by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010

regulator

Someone who solve problems using necessary violence, wich is of course necessary in a lot of cases.

That muthafucka was tryin to hook up with my girl, now hes layin in the river, he got regulated.
My boy beat down five boys yesterday, hes a fuckin regulator.
Gimme my money before I regulate your ass.

by Johnnay April 24, 2003

Regulators

The Regulators was the name of the group of cowboys headed by Dick Brewer and Billy The Kid in New Mexico in the late 1800s. Regulating refers to the regulation of any stealing of cattle from their ranch.

The story of the Regulators was made into a movie called Young Guns where the character Charlie Bowdre famously says “We work for Mr Tunstall as Regulators, we regulate any stealing of his property, we’re damn good too.”

This sample was later used in the song “Regulate” by rapper Warren G.

“Regulators, we regulate any stealing of his property, we’re damn good too.”

by Darkdardark July 31, 2018

regulated

1. Having used extreme violence to stop someone from stealing, or causing other problems that put you out.
2. To have represented.
3. To have kept it real.

That can goblin tried to jack me, but I regulated him.

That meth fiend was walking down the street with my car battery until I regulated.

by THE DCT November 9, 2004

regurgance

An unexpected and unwelcome reappearance of somebody or something in different form or shape.

The stock junkie came back to pump the stock under a different alias. The pumper's regurgance was greeted by almost universal disgust.

by David R. Gahary January 2, 2009

Regurgitaste

When the meal or anything else you had eaten previous to throwing up had such a distinct flavor that there is no mistaking exactly what food you had eaten is now being spewed the opposite way out of your mouth.

After eating out the ass of my friend Jimmy who only ate spicy foods, there was no doubting that it was his ass that I now could regurgitaste.

by Reggie Leroy May 28, 2008

Regurgitoid

n. One who regurgitates useless information for the sake of being deemed credible.

The regurgitoid flooded twitter with useless retweets, while also posting breaking news under the guide that they were the one breaking it.

by faketshirt.com March 1, 2011